Q. How do men get exercise at the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini
Q. What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum
Q. How do women define 50/50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.
Q. What is the difference between goverment bonds and men?
A. Goverment bonds mature
Q. How are men like noodles?
A. They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need daugh.
Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Source. Daily News ( Tanzanian daily)
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